Election ko season ma
compiler pani jholey huncha 🤡🗳️

A satirical toy programming language inspired by Nepali political slang, election drama, and meme culture. Write code that feels like a political speech!

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Why JHOLEY-LANG?

Because regular programming languages are too honest. We bring the chaos of Nepali politics to your code.

Programming Basics

Variables, math, and conditions - but with keywords that sound like a political manifesto.

Election Satire

Cast fake votes, count them with 'gannadeu', and declare winners based on absolutely nothing.

Chaos Mode

Random political drama generator. One second you're winning, next second 'Alliance tutyo!'

Get Started Instantly

Install via npm and run your first Jholey program. Or just use our online playground to skip the setup.

Terminal

npm install -g jholey-lang

election.jholey

rakhdinus koungress = 100

rakhdinus emaley = 120

yedi emaley thulo koungress

bol "Gathbandhan safe cha!"