🇳🇵JHOLEY-LANG

Documentation

Learn how to speak the language of political chaos.

🧠 Programming Basics

KeywordMeaningExample
rakhdinusDeclare variablerakhdinus x = 10
bolPrintbol "Namaste"
joddeuAddjoddeu x y
ghataideuSubtractghataideu x y
gunaideuMultiplygunaideu x y
bhagdeuDividebhagdeu x y

🤔 Conditions

KeywordMeaningExample
yediIfyedi x thulo y bol "Win"
bhayenaElsebhayena bol "Lose"
thulo>x thulo y
sano<x sano y
barabar==x barabar y

🗳️ Election & Media

KeywordMeaningAction
matadanCast votesAdds votes to a party
gannadeuCount votesDisplays results and winner
samacharBreaking newsPrints with "🗞️ BREAKING:" prefix
chillauLoud announcementPrints uppercase with "📢"

🤡 Chaos Mode

KeywordMeaningEffect
arthabujhaPolitical analysisGenerates sarcastic analysis for a variable/party
jholeyRandomRandom dramaPrints a random political event (e.g. "Alliance tutyo!")